Favourite episodes of AHS: Piggy, Piggy & Smoldering Children
Yup, hands down the best ones!!
English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What
The Hangover;
Stu Price: You are a fucking moron!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.
Stu Price: Fuck you!Whose fucking baby is that?
Me,Razzle & Sam in about 3 months!!!!
“Violet? Something’s changed in you, toward me. You’re distant. Cold. I don’t know what I’ve done, but, I’ll leave you alone from now on if that’s what you want. Is that what you want? You know why I’d leave you alone? Because I care about your feelings more than mine. I love you. There, I said it - not just on some chalk board. I would never let anybody, or anything hurt you. I’ve never felt that way about anyone.”
I could watch this scene over & over again……
